July242014

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(via orgasmic-humor)

5AM
blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

(via regirocked)

5AM
420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

(Source: myowntravellingcircus, via orgasmic-humor)

5AM

gristol:

ehh random huge art post reference stylesheets for various eras please excuse any inaccuracies c:

(via thegirlwithgoldeyes)

5AM

titsnriffs:

This would be my reaction

(Source: natanscott, via chindalang)

5AM

literaryk:

brettisagirl:

Marilyn knew what was up

ooooh marilyn 

People used to think Marilyn was dumb, but nobody could deliver a line like this with this level of comic timing. She was actually quite brilliant.

(Source: ourmarilynmonroe, via chindalang)

5AM

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via chindalang)

5AM
“To be, …OR NAH?” William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

(Source: spacetiger-bonsai, via chindalang)

July232014
kaisergeiser:

Quoth the raven,
brushie brushie.

kaisergeiser:

Quoth the raven,

brushie brushie.

(Source: a-p-p-e-t-e-n-c-e, via felosial)

4AM

youreworththesacrifice:

bowariella:

yungswaqq:

F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful

for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…

I can never not reblog this.

(Source: mynameiscollins, via felosial)

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